Ladies, and gentlemen, I would like to share what we did in class today. Did I mention…IN CLASS, we did this. Like, as an assignment. On “teaching fluency.”
Cheesecake: I was just sitting on my shelf when this fat woman grabbed me and pulled me into some warmer weather.
Woman: I saw the cheesecake. Just sitting on the shelf in the fridge, and I could not help myself! It was tempting me, and my mouth was watering!
Cheesecake: This woman is out of her mind! I may taste sweet, but I am very bitter. I hold grudges and I will be sure to get her back if it’s the last thing I do!
Woman: I was just going to take a bite but the cheesecake was calling my name!
Cheesecake: I was not calling her name! I was screaming at her to stop!
Woman: I couldn’t stop! I devoured that whole thing!
Cheesescake: I’ll show her, just wait ’til she looks in the mirror tomorrow. I’m going straight to her HIPS!
