a conversation i overheard in fifth grade today, i think i actually laughed out loud…
Scene: boys researching “people from the past” on the computer
Boy 1: Man, Patrick Henry was really fat!
Boy 2: Really? how do you know that?
Boy 1: Check out this picture! He is so fat!
Boy 2: I don’t really think he was fat. I think the guy who painted him was fat. He probably didn’t want to feel bad about himself, so he made Patrick Henry fat too.
Absolutely hilarious. I love them.